(What I imagined if the panda was getting caught on Panda ‘COPS’) Panda:  I don’t know where that bamboo came from! It’s not mine. Officer:  You didn’t notice that bamboo lump in your pants, sir. Panda: I swear man.  These aren’t my pants.  I didn’t know! (PS = I’m an idiot.)

(What I imagined if the panda was getting caught on Panda ‘COPS’)

Panda:  I don’t know where that bamboo came from! It’s not mine.

Officer:  You didn’t notice that bamboo lump in your pants, sir.

Panda: I swear man.  These aren’t my pants.  I didn’t know!


(PS = I’m an idiot.)